I hate to admit it but last week, I became one of "those" people. Yep, that's right, I was having a full blown conversation on my cell phone in the middle of the local Goodwill store. In my defense, I was gabbing with my best friend, who I speak with far too infrequently. And, frankly, she has some pretty exciting things going on in her life right now!
So, I am being a generally bad person...yack, yack, yack...scanning the aisles...yack, yack, yack...I spy a cute little pair of 50's Asian figurines....yack, yack, yack...I notice the boy's hat is broken...yack, yack, yack...I discuss with my friend that even though the boy is broken, I will buy them anyway...yack,yack yack...I am juggling my purchases, my purse and, of course, my cell phone...yack, yack, yack...I round the corner...yack, yack, yack...and....
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Disclaimer: Dramatic Reenactment |
Craptastic! Great, now there are employees responding to the sound of breaking porcelain.
I try to discretely end my phone conversation. Eeeek, it's the perfect girl that I dropped!
Oh the horror!
I hide my phone and try to pick up the pieces which have scattered under the rack with all of the comforters and bed linens. The guilt is overwhelming. I insist on buying the figures anyway. However, when I take the pieces to the register the cashier refuses to charge me for the broken figure. Did I mention the guilt?
Anyway, here they are all glued up. I still need to figure out a creative solution to tidy up the boys hat. They are still lovely, in a poorly lit corner sort of way.
As for me, I have learned my lesson. I promise never to talk on the phone and thrift again!
'Til we meet again,
Ms. Adventure